1. I always have...the bad reputation to give students too much homework to do and have them collapse. but i suddenly realized that...i would collapse before they did.

2.自己南大教的本科生不留校，就像一个人谈了4年恋爱，发现对方结婚了，但新郎不是我

3. I suddenly found that we are the only class on this story, which makes me feel a bit lonely

4.next sememster, Bob, the legendary figure, will be your writing teacher. He is very cruel, but some student holds that he is the only qualified teacher in our department.

5.This textbook was compiled in the last century, so it is very...old.

6.Good!（经常在上课的时候对这电脑改东西是说）

7.Suppose you are a reporter in a remote city where...(大概讲了10分钟）ok，that's all i want to say...perhaps i didnt make myself clear...

8 you must be crazy!
(when professor ding commented on sb who wrote about 400 words within 20 minutes or in less time)

9 快来见我讨论论文！在大街上见到的那次不算！

10 再补一个传说中的故事
有一日英语系入贼，丁丁的办公室被偷
丁丁上班发现状况之后，大呼，我被偷了
老师们前来询问
丁丁说，我左边的抽屉没锁，里面有2000块，右边抽屉锁了，里面什么也没有，贼翘了右边的，放过左边的 众老师们皆晕
丁丁憨笑：Thanks to the thief, I am always troubled not knowing where the key
is, he helped me this time


10 大四给我们上为数不多的科目之一论文写作课时说
when we meet every week in class, i just want to make sure you are all alive

11 丁丁说：每次我和儿子看电视，那一男一女快要KISS的时候，我就让他去倒水给我喝。
于是，有一天，儿子问：为什么每次别人一接吻，爸爸就口渴呢？